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exploiting a well-known loophole in international law, an invading force of zombified wooly mammoths quickly suppresses iranian resistance. says a mystified ahmadinejad, "we didn't plan for this".

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a wooly mammoth revival!: if i remember correctly, this is actually what the disgraced south korean was attempting to do...
new yorker: u.s. planned lebanon invasion in preparation for attack on iran?
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